#USA #Canada #tradewar report:
1. Canadians can't get shitty American liquor. Oh wait: not true, they just don't want that
2. Americans meanwhile can't wipe their ass. Which is fine. We put people with the personalities of unwiped asses in the White House! Yay! 😩
"Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid #trade war with Canada"
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a…
Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
Paper products among hardest-hit sectors after trade negotiations broke down, with 25-50% tariffs estimatedLauren Aratani (the Guardian)